Here is a list of recurring characters in the shitshow that is my life. Also a cheat sheet for anyone who knows me IRL and can’t keep up with the pseudonyms.
I’ll try to add to this list as appropriate. I probably won’t add people I don’t anticipate mentioning more than once.
Dee – that’s me (Dee Vorsay, get it? Oh, I’m so clever!)
Seth – Husband (soon-to-be-ex)
Emma – My baby girl
Ned – My BFF
Sid – My therapist
Tess – My other therapist (to focus on my eating disorder)
Robyn – My dietitian
Carol – My lawyer
Shannon – My career counselor
Al – Former couples therapist
Cameron – My sponsor
Cat – Seth’s Girlfriend (Ryan – Cat’s son)